Paul Celano

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I like my women how I like my coffee. Overpriced from Starbucks.

Mar 4

If you can’t tie your shoes, it doesn’t mean you are stupid. It means you are just thinking of a more creative way.

That moment when you grow a mustache and realize you can never go to a playground ever again.

Nothing sucks more, than a vacuum

I want to play the game rock, paper, scissors, Chris Brown. But Chris Brown beats everything.

"Real"ity is "real"ly a "real" word.

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them….well….because they are fricken old Sam I am!!!

May 7

Sometimes wanting it so much is just a thought and not a need.

No matter how bored I feel, at least I can go pee.

Life is suppose to be hard. Otherwise it would be boring.