When a pretty girl smiles at you and all you can do is give her a stroke face back because you have no game.
This man has taught be nothing but knowledge in the 100 years of his life. Happy birthday grandpa
She always seems so peaceful upside down
It’s good to be a kid at heart, but not a five year old in attitude.
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.
Taking this thing for a walk
So I don’t drink a lot of coffee anymore. But today I got a free coffee because my birthday just passed. This is pretty much me right now.
That feeling when you sit too hard and your bluejeans bunch up crushing your junk like an undersized diaper.
I like my women how I like my coffee. Overpriced from Starbucks.