Paul Celano

Jun 02

When a pretty girl smiles at you and all you can do is give her a stroke face back because you have no game.

When a pretty girl smiles at you and all you can do is give her a stroke face back because you have no game.

May 18

This man has taught be nothing but knowledge in the 100 years of his life.  Happy birthday grandpa

This man has taught be nothing but knowledge in the 100 years of his life. Happy birthday grandpa

May 13

She always seems so peaceful upside down

She always seems so peaceful upside down

May 07

“It’s good to be a kid at heart, but not a five year old in attitude.”

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May 01

“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”

Apr 30

Taking this thing for a walk

Taking this thing for a walk

Apr 28

So I don’t drink a lot of coffee anymore.  But today I got a free coffee because my birthday just passed.  This is pretty much me right now.

So I don’t drink a lot of coffee anymore. ┬áBut today I got a free coffee because my birthday just passed. ┬áThis is pretty much me right now.

Apr 24

That feeling when you sit too hard and your bluejeans bunch up crushing your junk like an undersized diaper.

That feeling when you sit too hard and your bluejeans bunch up crushing your junk like an undersized diaper.

(via forever-flaccid)

Apr 16

“I like my women how I like my coffee. Overpriced from Starbucks.”